tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-39110589085377040532024-03-18T20:45:25.532-07:00il mondo satirico di Michele Giunta & di MicE' uno spazio che comprende argomenti di satira nel senso più globale del termine.Vignette,testi,fotomontaggi,poesie,filastrocche su temi politici,sociali,o sulla cronaca del giorno.Questo blog è stato considerato dagli addetti ai lavori patrimonio dell'umanità ed inoltre attenzionato dal WWF " Siciliano come specie umoristica protetta ".Un blog che sembra un club dentro un pub per intenderci.MIC UMORISTAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15176971515686968390noreply@blogger.comBlogger712125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3911058908537704053.post-62691677862604482262023-07-25T07:38:00.002-07:002023-07-25T07:38:13.065-07:00la coppia <p style="text-align: center;"></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdoR7RPmWyYjWEb6syGCAyZP-Wh4WOx_unpH4Fwq8itVM_1lzgznAn_oi8PzDzEewJbS2jrCuJH1U6YEhU0FropSFxmmZl9UXn94TfNZ0JDCLq0UhGJB31IVoA38ZZLHNCtr6zoAZfsf0RS7uadbQVyBvSR9GJCedT6P13ptwG7Rs5mm0QvN-zRx1BvF9m/s3507/la%20%20coppia%20.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; 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<br />MIC UMORISTAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15176971515686968390noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3911058908537704053.post-84898233568541331332020-03-27T02:50:00.000-07:002020-03-27T02:50:02.781-07:00nuova autocertificazione <div class="15">
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 24,0000pt; mso-spacerun: 'yes';">per confondere il cervello</span><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 24,0000pt; mso-spacerun: 'yes';"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 24,0000pt; mso-spacerun: 'yes';">dell’ italica nazione.</span><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 24,0000pt; mso-spacerun: 'yes';"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 24,0000pt; mso-spacerun: 'yes';">Tu pazienza buona amica</span><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 24,0000pt; mso-spacerun: 'yes';"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 24,0000pt; mso-spacerun: 'yes';">non lasciarmi mai ti prego</span><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 24,0000pt; mso-spacerun: 'yes';"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 24,0000pt; mso-spacerun: 'yes';">e di te non me ne frego.</span><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 24,0000pt; mso-spacerun: 'yes';"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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MIC UMORISTAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15176971515686968390noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3911058908537704053.post-69627842740637615532020-03-24T09:34:00.001-07:002020-03-24T09:34:08.013-07:00<span style="background-color: white; color: #1c1e21; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Questa vignetta disegnata da Paolo Marengo, uno dei più bravi vignettisti ed illustratori italiani, vincitore di prestigiosi premi, oggi è stata pubblicata sul quotidiano il Manifesto. La condivido su facebook perché il testo che Paolo ha approvato è di un umorista messinese che tutti voi conoscete e se ingrandite il disegno potrete leggere, tale Giunta. Capirete che è un onore che non capita tutti i giorni girare in tutta Italy ...senza essere un virus.</span><br />
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MIC UMORISTAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15176971515686968390noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3911058908537704053.post-81062768768228418652020-03-24T09:22:00.005-07:002020-03-24T09:29:37.183-07:00GOVERNO NOSTRO <div class="MsoNormal" style="background: rgb(255,255,255); margin-bottom: 1,2000pt; margin-left: 36,0000pt;">
<b><span style="font-family: "arial";">Governo nostro che non ci sei </span><span style="font-family: "arial";"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "arial";">sia dimenticato </span><span style="font-family: "arial";"> il tuo nome,</span><span style="font-family: "arial";"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "arial";">venga il tuo </span><span style="font-family: "arial";">giorno </span><span style="font-family: "arial";"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "arial";">sia </span><span style="font-family: "arial";">s</span><span style="font-family: "arial";">fatta la tua volontà, come in </span><span style="font-family: "arial";">parlamento </span><span style="font-family: "arial";"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "arial";">an</span><span style="font-family: "arial";">che</span><span style="font-family: "arial";"> in </span><span style="font-family: "arial";">senato </span><span style="font-family: "arial";">.</span><span style="font-family: "arial";"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "arial";">Dacci oggi il nostro </span><span style="font-family: "arial";">decreto </span><span style="font-family: "arial";">quotidiano,</span><span style="font-family: "arial";"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "arial";">e rimetti a noi </span><span style="font-family: "arial";"> i nuovi moduli per circolare </span><span style="font-family: "arial";"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "arial";">come </span><span style="font-family: "arial";">anche</span><span style="font-family: "arial";"> noi li ri</span><span style="font-family: "arial";">empiamo </span><span style="font-family: "arial";">ai nostri </span><span style="font-family: "arial";">controllori </span><span style="font-family: "arial";"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "arial";">e non </span><span style="font-family: "arial";">esporci alla</span><span style="font-family: "arial";"> </span><span style="font-family: "arial";">disperazione</span><span style="font-family: "arial";"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "arial";">ma liberaci da</span><span style="font-family: "arial";"> te stesso </span><span style="font-family: "arial";">.</span></b><span style="color: #222222; font-family: "arial";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
MIC UMORISTAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15176971515686968390noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3911058908537704053.post-70703227946773524982019-04-14T10:19:00.001-07:002020-03-24T09:23:38.061-07:00L’ultimo giorno del mondo<br />
accadde il finimondo<br />
la gente era impazzita<br />
tremante ed inorridita<br />
fuggivano confusi<span class="text_exposed_show"><br /> cadevano i contusi<br /> La terra era tremante<br /> il panico dilagante<br /> il mare alquanto mosso<br /> il cielo un poco scosso<br /> correvano le genti<br /> vivendo quegli istanti <br /> tuonava il mondo emerso<br /> trovandosi ormai perso<br /> ma poi quando dall’alto<br /> apparve quello scaltro<br /> sorrise e dalla sua nuvola<br /> come fosse una favola <br /> disse con l’altoparlante<br /> “ scusate brava gente<br /> seguitemi con attenzione <br /> era solo un’esercitazione”.<br /> (Michele Giunta autore )</span>MIC UMORISTAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15176971515686968390noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3911058908537704053.post-11801387161540014522018-07-15T10:20:00.000-07:002018-07-15T10:20:07.049-07:00filastrocca breve<span style="font-size: large;">Un granchio solitario<br /> colpi' un veterinario <br /> sul piede con le chele <br /> la satira di Michele <br /> la spiaggia lungo la costa<span class="text_exposed_show"><br /> ma non lo fece apposta. <br /> Portato al pronto soccorso.<br /> per un piccolo morso. <br /> dimesso il giorno dopo.<br /> lo morse anche un topo<br /> una filastrocca breve<br /> dall'andamento lieve<br /> morale di poco conto<br /> purtroppo senza sconto.<br /> ( dedicato al mio maestro Achille Campanile<br /> dal quale ho appreso la nobile arte della satira<br /> Michele Giunta 15 luglio 2018 )</span></span>MIC UMORISTAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15176971515686968390noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3911058908537704053.post-17283831823852635062018-06-29T12:10:00.004-07:002018-06-29T12:11:05.373-07:00<div style="text-align: justify;">
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt;">Secondo
il libro della genesi, Matusalemme era il settimo discendente diretto di Adamo.
Visse 969 anni, quindi quasi il periodo di durata del Medioevo, e nella sua
lunga vita ne vide di cotte e di crude, con la fortuna di entrare nel libro dei
record per l'essere vivente più vecchio del mondo, e qualcuno a quei tempi lo
soprannominò Dino perché visse più di alcune specie di dinosauri. Era anche il
nonno di Noè, e quando da piccino questi chiese come regalo per la promozione u<span class="textexposedshow">na barca, il vecchio saggio Matusalemme rispose: "
una barca? Aspetta di diventare grande ed avrai addirittura un'arca" . Noè
pianse a dirotto, per giorni ma poi si calmò e disse " uocchei nonno
spettu, tantu u tempu c'é e fora non chiovi. Inutile continuare il racconto,sapete
tutti come andò a finire.</span></span></div>
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<span class="textexposedshow"><span style="font-size: 14.0pt;">L' unica notizia a cui non so proprio rispondere, è
quando andò in pensione.</span></span></div>
MIC UMORISTAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15176971515686968390noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3911058908537704053.post-60840199948444161332017-07-24T00:07:00.000-07:002017-07-24T00:07:06.806-07:00CRONACA SICILIANA<div style="text-align: justify;">
Tra le notizie della ultima "orda" pardon ora, una che mi ha intenerito riguarda un prestigioso rappresentante dell'ARS siciliana un ex capogruppo che guidava ( in quale direzione non si sa) i deputati di Futuro e Libertà tale Livio Marrocco. La Corte dei Conti ha obbligato gentilmente con il dovuto riguardo, il disonorevole a risarcire delle spese illecite per un totale di € 56.803. La lista comprende agendine, iPad Apple, pranzi di Pasqua, generi alimentari, farmaci e tanta<span class="text_exposed_hide">...</span><span class="text_exposed_show"> di quella roba che non menziono per non disgustarvi. Ma il pezzo forte di questo lungo elenco, e qua resterete sotto choc, sono 22 giornaletti di Diabolik ed altri 4 periodici non identificati. Da Clearville l' ispettore Ginko ha dichiarato : fosse stato per me, questo birichino lo avrei giudicato con rito illustrato dalle sorelle Giussani . Ed anche noi ci associamo al suo pensiero, ma qui in Italia non siamo mica nei fumetti, questi sono reality ed a pagare non sono i Marrocco di turno, ma i milioni di cittadini come sempre.</span></div>
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<br />MIC UMORISTAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15176971515686968390noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3911058908537704053.post-4999722845280140712017-03-29T07:36:00.002-07:002017-03-29T07:36:25.082-07:00DEL RIO OHIBO' ( PALAZZESCHI RIVISTO E REVISIONATO DA MICHELE GIUNTA ) <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-outline-level: 5; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;">
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;"><strong>sulle infrastrutture e cocuzze,<o:p></o:p></strong></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;"><strong>il porto ed il ponte bello<o:p></o:p></strong></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;"><strong>un esiguo Faraone : Del Rio ohibò,<o:p></o:p></strong></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;"><strong>alta velocità ferroviaria appresso.<o:p></o:p></strong></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;"><strong>Accorinti strano non si difese, è vero,<o:p></o:p></strong></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;"><strong>Ministero dei trasporti da nulla, ma però...<o:p></o:p></strong></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;"><strong>c'è sempre sottosopra Tremestieri <o:p></o:p></strong></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;"><strong>un grande correttivo è in sella<o:p></o:p></strong></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;"><strong>che a un congresso...<o:p></o:p></strong></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "verdana" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;"><strong>punta del nuovo decreto di Del RIO ohibò.<o:p></o:p></strong></span></div>
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MIC UMORISTAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15176971515686968390noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3911058908537704053.post-55873619660234405192017-03-10T11:14:00.000-08:002017-03-10T11:14:11.360-08:00CORSI DI SOPRAVVIVENZA<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Il nostro corso di sopravvivenza ha durata bimestrale e si articola in 25 lezioni durante le quali verrà indicato un percorso di arti marziali e parziali completo che vi permetterà di uccidere in dieci secondi anche trenta persone che non sopportate più assolutamente. La domenica dedicata alla spiritualità, dopo una colazione a base di Nutella e fesa di tacchino , i nostri esperti vi insegneranno le tecniche di sopportazione al dolore e i 42 principi dell'autocontrollo per <span class="text_exposed_hide">...</span><span class="text_exposed_show">evitare che l' ira non faccia commettere peccati mortali e immortali. Ogni lezione verrà accompagnata da esercitazioni scritte utili per verificare la vostra capacità di apprendimento e il pomeriggio vi troverete soli in una stanza voi ed un ufficiale giudiziario che reca in mano delle cartelle esattoriali da notificarvi ed avrete l' opportunità di fargli quello che volete, senza testimoni. La messa in atto delle tecniche apprese è importante per fare emergere le potenzialità espressive dell’allievo. A fine corso, dopo che avrete dato una testata ad una persona a vostra scelta, lasciandolo esanime sul tappeto, vi consegneremo l' attestato e finalmente sarete pronti a gettarvi a capofitto dentro questa società. Non preoccupatevi del sangue, i nostri addetti avranno cura di ripulire tutto. Siamo felici di avervi plasmato a nostra immagine e somiglianza, era ora che qualcuno provvedesse a creare un esercito di uomini che si prendano a cuore il nostro paese italico.</span></span></div>
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